Monday September 22nd Update!

Aloha!!!

Oh how i was i was in Hawaii where they say that!

Well, the job search continues. I think what I'm going to end up doing is going back to the bus job and working there till i get the post office job. I took the test for the post office on sat. Good lands...how stressful. I'm pretty sure i didn't pass...but who knows...miracles happen EVERY day! So until than ill just have a job that doesn't pay great and not a lot of hours...but its money right?!

Today i close my scentsy party order. Thanks to you of those that sacrificed your money in my behalf to order some amazing candles! I will be getting one 15 dollar item for free. And one half off item. So ill probably get another warmer for a cheap Christmas present for REAL good friends. And a lil bathroom plug in one for when i finally get my own place and stuff.....hahahahahhahahah shut up Lori! ( jk i love you)

Saturday was the first day i have drove in utah in like 2 years...FRICKEN scarey! no wonder utah drivers suck...its a fricken open book test to pass! i had so many idiots cutting me off....almost causing a accident in front of me. But I'm a lil wussy so i went like 5-10 under the speed limit the whole time lol....I feel like I'm fricken 16 again! But it feels good. Something about it makes me feel like a grown-up a lil more. Now once i get a decent job...get some school done..get a car...and get my bills paid off.....ill feel more like one.

For those of you wondering about me. Yep I'm alive...and I'm doing OK. Things are stressful...but its Gods way of proving he has a sense of humor and loves me dearly! Feel free to email me or call me anytime.

tk.1981@live.com

Funny Crap!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me.'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't; there is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Im a big girl now!

Yep, thats right im officially a big girl now! after not having my drivers license for 2 years i finally got it....It expired when i got to utah! NOW i just need a car!

SO not ready!

so it has quickly come to my attention im sooooooooooo 1. not a morning person as i thought. 2. SO not ready to be a mommy....Lori asked me to watch rhett in the morning while she went to do her am run....somehow i forgot about this....and read the 3rd twilight book till about 3, than got a headache from so much reading and didnt fall asleep till around....530.....so i go in and he wakes up....at 6...finally falls back to sleep....ON TOP of me.....yes its cute...and if i hadnt had 30 min of sleep i might have loved it lol....So i gave up at about 630 and came and got on line......

To all you mommies! I commend you.....you are SAINTS!

T.A.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know not all of my friends will understand this....And im deeply sorry to admit this...*sighs* *blinks* *closes eyes*.....I have a addiction....and i dont think it will EVER go away...Everytime i breathe....or READ......it gets worse.....

Tricia, (that's me) is addicted to twilight.....*SOBS* i know...i know....I heard that there are many like me out there, and many that just dont know it yet.....So I have started a Group for us people living with this addiction!...T.A.G ( Twilight Addiction Group ).

Not just ANYONE can be in this group...and there is a test issued by me....one wrong answer...And you dont get to join. ONE bad word about anyone elses addiction....you are banned! To enter the group you must repeat the following!

"My name is (your name here), and i have been addicted to Twilight for ( number ) (years/months). The love of my life is ( Edward or Jacob ), and im a ( Vamp or Wolf ) girl." You then contact me for your pin! Yep its that simple....

I'll start! "My name is Tricia, and i have been addicted to Twilight for about 2 months. The love of my life is Edward (the best choice!), and im a Vamp girl."

In the meantime...here are some eye candy pictures of the actor who will play Edward in the movie!

BLAH FINE!

After much whining *giggle* from a friend, i wont mention names right Nicole? ;) I have decided to start blogging. I wont do it much! And ill probably only post CRAZY IMMATURE things....but would you...my friends....expect anything different? Didn't think so! LET THE POSTING BEGIN!